What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
They go to dayscare centers.
What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants’ fingers.
Why are fish so clever?
Because they’re always in schools!
El 19 de marzo celebramos el Día del Padre. Damos las gracias a los padres por querernos, cuidarnos y ¡hacernos reír! Los pobres padres tienen fama de contar chistes malos; aquí os dejamos algunos.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Why was the baby any confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
When do doctors get angry?
When they run out of patients!