What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Cows go who?
No! Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one!
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What has many keys but can’t open any doors?