What do you call a person who can’t flip pancakes?
A flip flop!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!
Why was the dog jealous of the tree?
Because it had a better bark!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
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Why don’t they play poker in the Savannah?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans!