What can you catch but not throw?
“Not a snowball’s chance in hell.”
You won’t be able to achieve something or there is absolutely no possibility of something to happen.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Ten tricky two-toed turkeys trotted on the table.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
They go to dayscare centers.
If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?
What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
When there are too many people trying to lead and give their opinions, it’s confusing and leads to bad results.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.